The only time I remember my mama came to our creek
Was because she heard her girls and my cousin were involved in a streak
The truth of the matter was we were skinny dipping
But mostly throwing mud at each other, and it was dripping
We had planned a good mud fight and knew we would get smacked
If we returned home in muddy clothes and then tracked
Mud in mamas kitchen from here to there and everywhere
So we decided to shed the clothes and begin our little mud affair
We left out of the equation the fact that neighborhood boys
Might be out and about playing with bikes and boy toys
When They saw our naked mud fight, they then ran and told our brothers
Who in turn couldn’t wait to run to tell our dear mother
We spied her too late, we were out of water in our muddy glory
We jumped in the water but it made it worse, it added to our story
My sister Robyn and I stayed underwater showing just our heads
But cousin Darlene hadn’t seen our mama and she stood up instead
The only words that came from her mouth were put on your clothes and go to the elm tree
She turned her back, walked up the hill and a cold chill came over me
Mama rarely ever said those words, so you knew she was serious when she did
The switching was sealed, the one thing about my mama was she would rarely ever kid
The only time my mama came down the hill to the creek
She did it with a determined march, she didn’t bother to sneak
Thanks. It was only funny as the years passed. The whooping was real
I could just see this happening! Great story!